ʟɪғᴇ sᴜᴄᴋs

    “Oh my god, what was that?”

                                       augustus stared in shock, sort of scared                                        at what he had just saw. it seriously looked                                        like something from a movie.

            ≪ ☾ † ☽ ≫

                                        In all the excitement of a slay, Claire had the                                         tendency to ignore nonthreatening background                                         details, like a car alarm, or pidgeons fucking in a                                         nearby tree, or even random people passing by.                                         Like this dude.

     He’s impressed, actually, and caught a little off guard by      her seemingly effortless diversion of blame.

 ❝And somehow, I don’t think that kind of a paint job      would make my landlord very happy.❞ 

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            ❝ Exactly! Be considerate of others! ❞

      Thank the Powers That Be for her ability to talk her       way out of situations. Her and any kind of weapon       machinery just resulted in death, chaos, misery, and       that annoying ringing noise in her ears.

            ❝ But a paint job really wouldn't hurt. ❞

      Her smirk was unwavering as she stared at the man.       He had that whole s e x y tortured look to him. The       kind where you pout while pointing a gun somebody.       And speaking of being trigger happy, his gun meant       that he was compensating for something which she       doubted based off of her observations or he was a       police officer or something like that. Either way, she       had some explaining to do.

            ❝ So─ Do you want the long story or             the short story? ❞

I just took the last of my tests and now I am free, free as a bird to roleplay all I want! The semi-hiatuses on both my blogs are officially over and paras and other long forms of writing are no longer off limits. So in honor of the return, like this for a starter!