how you doin? ;)

I love posts like this that require like six levels of meta understanding to comprehend them.

@dawn-hammer

This is like the retail version of “no weapon forged against me shall prevail”

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word

if ur dealing to the people on the left you’d just say “$45 a gram” and theyd be like “yeah bro sure dude i gotchu thats legitness ur the man” but the ppl on the right u gotta finesse like “my normal price is $15 a g but this stuff is called Cosmic Throat Cum Squirt Haze so the lowest i can go is $50″ and theyd b like “wow… so cultured… i cant wait to smoke this out of my native american themed bong…”

can we please have more aggressively polite memes in the world???

Honestly I’m living for teen vogue right now

y lo que más me dolió fue que te importó una mierda como me sentí yo.

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

There’s a difference between being happy and being distracted from sadness

waking up to gay pizza makers, today’s gonna be a good day

a family pizzeria can be two lesbians and a window lady

THIS!