Piracy is a “victimless crime”? Idk i was kinda hoping there would be a victim. I want the mouse dead

The courage it takes to not only seek out diagnoses as a black woman but to also share it publicly is outstanding. Thank you SZA for being an inspiration to all the “weird” black girls out here and the neurodivergent community 🌱🪲🌊📺🤎

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

a hoe never gets lyme disease

therapy should just be One Session where they just slough off all the Goo and then you’re done. Will someone please take my Goo

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

let's be honest, waking up is a very dissappointing experience to have.

Also noting that this line has a lot of clothing that works for people who need easy chest access or have limited upper body mobility, like if you are recovering from surgery or doing chemo