you fucking asshole

“I want to thank my husband and captain Ilya Rozanov for his support and leadership and for the fact that his shot accuracy was down by 5% this season. The puck’s supposed to go into the net, sweetheart.” — Shane Hollander after winning the award for most goals after his first season as a centaur

“Thank you to my beautiful husband, the light of my life, Shane Hollander. My love, if it wasn’t for your weak backhand, I would not be standing here today.” — Ilya Rozanov after winning the same award the following season

and if ilya was a mermaid he’d be the biggest mermaid in the world

ilya voice actually my scales are rainbow and iridescent and stronger than steel so your shark bites dont work and im immune to poisons and im the fastest swimmer and the most beautiful also

remember when shane went on a self growth journey after the all the things she said night while ilya had no idea shane and rose had even broken up and was so down bad still devastated after being ditched post frot of doom and despair in 2016. and then after all of that. ilya still found enough joie de vivre to show up to the all stars game wearing the most fuckass shirt imaginable ❤️

I know this is the Shane Hollander website where we shanepost. Which is why I know you'll agree when I say I love Ilya so much. He should get whatever he wants and be able to smoke as many cigarettes and have them not be bad for him. He really does deserve Shane Hollander crying on it.

we see Ilya’s depression so fucking clearly in season 1 wayyy before he ever acknowledges what it is, but outside of tumblr I don’t see anyone talk about it which is Crazy to me. he’s the poster boy for the thousand yard stare and so much of his behaviour is completely explainable and Honestly Valid. kill me for saying it but if the prettiest boy id ever seen wanted to Know Me and i was in the middle of the State Mandated torture nexus i would also want to clam up and hit the bricks

ilya voice i am not feeling so fly like a g6, hollander