kilpatrick's krimeputer

im getting sick of this.

I love Stardew Valley, it's such a comfortable game to play, but the plot feels a little light at times. I bet it would be more compelling if the farmer had amnesia, crippling substance dependence and was suffering so much mental degradation that he thought his clothes were speaking to him.

Foul beast ate that adventurer whole, RIP

teddy bear is a good beginner plushie

teddy bear is actually also extremely good plushie for experts. teddy bear easy to pick up for beginners but there is so much advanced teddied bear techniques to master

teddy bear has a very high skill ceiling

protip: adding peas to your rice adds peas to the rice, providing a significant boost to the number of peas in the rice

this is like looking at the original draft of the constitution