Shark tit

this whole getting dark at 5pm thing is really fuvking with my productivity

watching friends as a child gave me warped expectations of my early 20s. all of my friends don’t live within 3 steps of my front door. my hair does not sit nearly as nicely as jennifer aniston’s. there isn’t an audience full of people who laugh at everything i say. i don’t even know why i bother going outside

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

IT LOOKS LIKE A PHOTO NO MATTER HOW CLOSE YOU GET

his romanized name is Iman Maleki if you want to look into him more!!

it’s really clever how he used the grain of the canvas to give the jeans their texture

oh shit you’re right! That’s beautiful!

I’m so sensitive you could literally text me in a different tone and I’ll get sad

Burn

so my dad fixes hot tubs for a living which means he goes to people’s houses and has all these crazy stories, but he has some regular customers that really like him. he’s also basically a dog whisperer, so every customer’s dog loves him (even ones that are usually “dangerous”). recently, my family’s little poodle elphie died from breast cancer, and it really hit my dad hard. he doesn’t show his emotions outwardly but it’s been really tough for him lately. apparently, he went to this one regular customer’s house that has a big black lab, a pedigree dog that they use for breeding. usually the dog is really friendly with him, but this time he got there and the dog was howling and whimpering, and ran right up to him and started nuzzling into his lap. he started talking to her owner, and she talked about how the dog just had puppies, and because she’s a regular customer she knew my family had a dog, too, so she asked about elphie. my dad had to tell her that elphie just died, and he got a little choked up. as he talked about our dog, the lab noticed and started to nuzzle and push him, and him and the owner were really confused, so he let the dog push him. she ended up leading him to her newborn puppies and pushing him to hold them. the owner was really surprised because the dog wouldn’t even let HER near the puppies, let alone touch them. somehow this dog knew my dad was hurting for our dog and wanted to make him feel better by being with other dogs. i’ve just…never heard of anything so pure in my life.

go with him