I come from the bog

"drug seeking" as a patient label one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

Omg I just convinced myself this wasn't a thing 😭

I am whatever the opposite of a speed runner is. I am a game meanderer. I have to look at literally everything. I am overly cautious in every way. I forget to pause and wander away from the game. I take a minimum 7 hours to get through any given level. If you give me a timer I will cry.

Women light up the world. That's why it's called Broad daylight.

bitches hate me because of my.... bad personality.... paranoid nature... addictive tendencies......the torture basement.

kind of embarrassing to play a game that your friend recommended it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your game. i’m playing and it’s yours

i don't think it's like that at all.

need tumblr to know that this year is the 1069th anniversary of the assassination of julius caesar, not last year. people joked about it last year but it's this year. tumblr please

every forest is enchanted btw. stop being stupid and look with your eyes

she lets me hit because she hasnt memorized my attack patterns

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

i wanna brush you like an enamel