Slow your Mojo

booty shorts with this printed on the ass

it is what it is *throws up blood*

Pride and Breadjudice

I don't know what this means...?

he has a permit, leave him alone

he does, in fact, not have a permit to be in the cat food pantry. i know this bc i issue those permits, and i have issued no such permit to this particular gentleman. if he might be so called.

i promise you he filed the paperwork with my office and he is just waiting for it in the mail

how did you get authority to give my cats cat crime permits?

my friend, this is a very common scam. this woman is well known to authorities for cat crimes, especially fraud.

so trustworthy in appearance, and yet so duplicitous! you are the victim of a worldclass bamboozle! please, consult your insurance policy. you should have some financial coverage, but i am afraid your reputation may never recover.