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Cosmic Funnies
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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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noise dept.
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one of my favorite parts of breaking dawn is when jacob loses it after bella tells him she and edward are gonna fuck while sheās still human because jacob is basically screamingĀ āNO!! HEāS GOING TO DICK YOU TO DEATH!!! THATāS FUCKED UP!!! BELLA HIS PENIS IS TOO STRONG ITāS GOING TO KILL YOU!!! ARE YOU REALLY WILLING TO DIE FOR SOME FUCKING DICK???? OH MY GODā
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Airports are fucking weird. Like Iām dressed like itās ā95 drinking wine and thereās a dude in a three pieced suit next to me, someone in pajamas, someone who looks like theyāre going to the gym after this, and like a million button up shirts.
Update. Iām hammered.
Second update: Iām sober now but very fucking tired and in a different airport.
Additionally: I have no idea where the fuck I am
Important information: Iām fairly sure Douglas Adams was just fucking paged??? What the hell???
Have you checked if youāre alive?
Buddy I havenāt cared about blood pumping through my veins since 1920. You just gotta move on and do your own thing.
So youāre saying thereās a chance youāre tumblring your āairportā adventures from the afterlife?Ā
im saying it doesnt matter because i have access to the internet
This entire thread is a big ass mood
So is Karamo Hogwartsās new equestrian instructor?
Iām sending him a friend request LMAO
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tbh the real advice Iād give to anyone is, do shit alone. go to a museum & go at your own pace & leave the instant youāre done. go somewhere youāve never been and just wander around, duck into & out of places as it pleases you. linger as long as youād like.
Huge Vintage Triple Mirror
(more information, more etsy gold)
btw this is called a triple wedding ring mirror
Im so glad faerie portals are coming with options these days
How the fuck was this photographed
How the fuck was this photographed
a portal to hell
āWomen shouldnāt curse.ā
āGet fucked.ā
It is with a heavy heart that I am forced to announce that I must disassemble my lawn chunks.
Yes, my critically tolerated yard sculpture āLawn Chunksā, after having received glowing reviews such as: āIs that just like a whole ass fucking tree or what?ā; āHowād you fit that in the Buick?ā; and, āPatsy Ann, please stop putting chunks everywhere, it looks like a mummified octopus,ā is unfortunately no more, as my dad wishes to ānot have to look at this thing every goddamn dayā.
As I cannot reasonably fit āLawn Chunksā into the new apartment, her skeletal bits shall be removed and made into like maybe a jewelry stand or something, and this big ass piece of wood will be respectfully thrown over the guard rail, where hopefully my dad will not see it and yell and yell and yell because I lied and said I would not throw it over the guard rail. There are train tracks down there, and while I do not think I can throw that hard, I bet it would look incredibly sick if this thing got hit by a train.
RIP.
Stereotypes like this are the exact reason my chunks are being unjustly terminated, and I hope you have trouble sleeping at night knowing that Lawn Chunkās innocent splinters are on your hands.
I call this one āHmm This is a Pretty Fucked Up Thing to Find in the Woods and Itās Absolutely Haunted But Residual Catholic Guilt Prevents Me From Throwing It Away So I Guess Itās in a Tree Nowā:
And this is a little installation known as: āI Took This Behind the Garage to Fix It and Forgot About It For Like a Whole Three Months and I Think Thereās Ticks in It Now Which Isnāt Great Probablyā.
Iām really just out here living my life like a cryptic swamp hag in a low budget backwoods slasher flick, and I mean, itās fine, itās sexy, but also Iām very concerned as to how exactly Iām going to survive in an apartment.
the fray: where did i go wrongā¦.. i lost a friendā¦.. Ā somewhere along in the bitternessā¦.. and i would have stayed up with you all nightā¦ā¦ Ā had i known how to save a lifeā¦ā¦
12 year old me:
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pop culture is SO DRY with all these camila cabellos lil pump shawn mendes dua lipa bebe rehxa charlie puth ed sheeran and whoever else yāall be listening to rn like idk whos on the charts anymore theyāre not even mediocre idk why yāall listen to them and stan them like whereās the quality music??? where are the quality concepts??? everyone just wants to be likeĀ āim a boss im a bad bitchā and thatās ok for a song or two but like where are the emotional songs whereās the vocal delivery where is the fashion where are the performances, choreographies ???Ā
my stomach hurts
Ive passed this video so many times and this time I finally watched it. Im really glad I did
I have stared into the abyss and it gave me a thumbs up
[Person behind camera: (sobbing incoherently with laughter)Ā itās soā¦. ffffunnnyā¦. ohhehehehehā¦. (sniffing, snorting, laughing)Ā of all the shit you can findā¦. So this, this dates back to 19ā (sniff)Ā 1999, as you can see up there. (sniffs, laughs)Ā āThe Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves as Masturbation Toy for Americaās Youthā This is, like, a Baptist website ā (cracks up, giggles, snorts)Ā ssfsfsfsfsfssssāstupidest thingā¦ ever seen. So!Ā (sniffs, calms down a little)Ā So, w-what kind of dollĀ was this child ā¦ masturbating to? (person scrolls down to picture of Jar Jar Binks, BURSTS INTO UNCONTROLLABLE WHEEZING LAUGHTER, SNORTS, WEEPS WITH LAUGHTER)Ā Aahā¦ā¦oh my godā¦. aAHAHAHAHAHaā¦.. HAHAHAHAHAā¦.ohmygodā¦..]
If you need to laugh today, watch this.
I recently found my āgoldā hammer after misplacing it. Itās my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,
but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.
BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that
you find a phillips screwdriver.
BUT DONāT THINK THATāS ALL THERE IS!Ā THEREāS MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!
BUT THATāS STILL NOT THE END!!
unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver
look at how cute it is!
itās like a matryoshka doll of tools.
The more I read this, the higher pitched my voice got.
tumblr iām begging you please let me reblog the big tiddy coffin
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fewer bisexuals who are suave and seductive
more bisexuals who are incredibly awkward around their same-sex crushesĀ b/c they were never taught how to flirt in gay
every bisexual who reblogged this feels specifically individually targeted by this post
Suave bisexuals are a myth.
Who are these suave bisexuals? Iāve met several of us weāre all awkward disasters.
Suave bisexuals are a cryptid and probably donāt exist; weāre all awkward goblinsĀ
bold of you to assume I learned how to flirt in straight
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anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???
bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!
reblog if ur in bed
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