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by sloppybxtch

Derry fell away in the rearview, and then the whole of Penobscot county, a blur of violent orange and red, and Richie turned up the volume of the stereo and said, “So, where to, Eds?”

“Don’t call me that,” came Eddie’s instinctual response from where he sat in the passenger seat, a brief backslide into childhood, and then he said, “Fucking anywhere. Anywhere at all.”

–

Or: It’s 1999, and for the first time in his life, Richie runs away. Eddie won’t let him leave him behind.

Words: 5252, Chapters: 1/10, Language: English

Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Eddie Kaspbrak, Richie Tozier

Relationships: Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier, Eddie Kaspbrak & Richie Tozier

Additional Tags: Richie Tozier Loves Eddie Kaspbrak, Eddie Kaspbrak Loves Richie Tozier, Gay Eddie Kaspbrak, Gay Richie Tozier, Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier-centric, Alternate Universe - Road Trip, Alternate Universe - No Pennywise (IT), because fuck that clown, Slow Burn, Friends to Lovers, Reunions, Mutual Pining, The Rituals Are Intricate, Richie and Eddie Take a Road Trip, Maybe Fall in Love Along the Way

powerful concept: not only does eddie find richie’s jokes hilarious but he finds the ones that are particularly bad EXTREMELY hilarious and when richie fails a joke at one of his stand up gigs in the dead awkward silence you can just hear eddie losing his absolute fucking mind in the front row and Richie just beaming up on stage despite no one else laughing

and later on richie just saying to some interviewer “yeah i can have an entire room laughing but if eddie isn’t laughing then the joke failed imo but if everyone else is frowning and eddie’s laughing then it was a good night”

DERRY IS CALLING!

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by sloppybxtch

He wondered what would happen if he just sat Bill down and made him listen. If he did what he did best and talked.

If he said: Hey Bill, I’m in a bit of a pickle because I’m actually from the future and I love Eddie so much it kills me, I love Eddie so much it hurts, I love Eddie so much that half the time I wanna puke and the other half I wanna cry but all the time I love him. In a big, dumb, gay sort of way, and I never stop. But I just saw Eddie die a thousand times and a Turtle from outer space (I think) sent me here to fix it and I need your help and I don’t know what to—

“Richie? Eh-earth to Richie?” Bill had stopped walking, and was looking at him funny.

“Hearing you loud and clear, ground control,” said Richie without meaning to, again on autopilot. He couldn’t help himself. He never learned how. “I’ve just disengaged hyper-speed and I’ve got a beautiful view of Uranus.”

Bill looked at him for a moment, and then shook his head. Richie didn’t get a laugh, but he came close.

–

Or: Richie seeks cosmic help to save Eddie’s life, and gets sent on a time-warp grand tour of his past in order to change his present

Words: 15355, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Eddie Kaspbrak, Richie Tozier, Bill Denbrough, Beverly Marsh, Mike Hanlon, Ben Hanscom, Stanley Uris, The Losers Club (IT), Maturin | The Turtle, Pennywise (IT)

Relationships: Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier

Additional Tags: Richie Tozier Loves Eddie Kaspbrak, Eddie Kaspbrak Loves Richie Tozier, Richie Tozier & Stanley Uris Are Best Friends, Fix-It, mom said it was my turn to write the time travel fix it fic, Eddie Kaspbrak Lives, Stanley Uris Lives, What really happens when Richie is caught in the Deadlights, Richie Tozier Can’t Stop Crying, Angst with a Happy Ending, The Turtle (IT) CAN Help Us, beverly and richie have a choreographed lip sync routine because i make the rules

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by sloppybxtch

Their first encounter had gone a little like this: “I have a latte for Edgar!” “It’s Eddie.” “Eduardo, here’s your latte!” “It’s Eddie, dickwad.” “Elvis!” “Fuck you.”

– or: The year is 1997; Eddie is a stressed out pre-med major with a serious caffeine addiction, and Richie is the barista that loves to push his buttons. A Coffee Shop AU where these two idiots fall in love, one latte at a time.

Words: 6047, Chapters: 1/3, Language: English

Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Eddie Kaspbrak, Richie Tozier, Beverly Marsh, Bill Denbrough, Mike Hanlon, Ben Hanscom, Stanley Uris, Sandy (IT), Myra Kaspbrak

Relationships: Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier

Additional Tags: Gay Disaster Eddie Kaspbrak, Gay Eddie Kaspbrak, Gay Richie Tozier, Richie Tozier Loves Eddie Kaspbrak, Eddie Kaspbrak Loves Richie Tozier, Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier-centric, Richie Tozier is a Little Shit, Richie Tozier Flirts, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, the coffee shop au that absolutely no one asked for, Alternate Universe - No Pennywise (IT), fuck that clown, Eddie Kaspbrak & Richie Tozier Bickering, Eddie Kaspbrak & Richie Tozier Being Idiots, Slow Burn, sorta - Freeform, Eddie Kaspbrak is a Little Shit, Eddie Kaspbrak is Bad at Feelings, Jealous Eddie Kaspbrak