Overthinking Addison Montgomery's... everything, really

I NEED TO WRITE FANFICTION <- guy who is perfectly capable of writing fanfiction <- guy who is not writing fanfiction

it’s not every day you hear me say something nice about bizzy forbes but damn was she well casted. same facial structure. how’d they manage that. immaculate.

"Oh wow she's such a sophisticated, put-together sexywoman" WRONG that's her FACADE she's actually a DWEEB and her music taste would put her mother into a COMA

“if you love this character then you must make her happy in your fics, right?” wrong. the horror. suffering. internal hemorrhage. hospital. immediately

RIP Owen Hunt & Derek Shepherd you would've loved paying for dinner with your wife's credit card but insisting you be the one to physically pay for the meal so you could still feel like "the man" in the relationship.

RIP Owen Hunt & Derek Shepherd you would've hated your wife making more money than you.

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

do you even like your blorbo if you don’t like them pathetic and half dead

MY BABY UGH MOJI I LOVE LOVE LOVE