Hey, Pretty Lady!

y’all still beat your meat? lol

what do u beat

evildoers

you guys have rats that don’t radiate pure poison?

kinda gay for a man to have dark circles under his eyes. why aren't you getting a good night's sleep? too busy thinking about other men?

Posts a bug would make

Getting thrown around

Fell off a counter

Stuck inside a light

I have the costume to protect my identity and thus those close to me, as a reminder of what I stand for, and to give the people a symbol! Though the symbol part is half and half since some people think I'm a dangerous criminal anyhow. It's a thing here and elsewhere in the world, but we aren't a majority by all means.

Hm. Well. I have a therapist for this kind of stuff but talking with friends sure helps. I try not to bring it up that often but people bring it up so often as a joke or jab it’s kinda… a thing now. Haha. But my DM’s are open! I just might be swinging around or sleeping.

Oh! No, um, I started wearing it as a wrestling costume believe it or not! It's been the same for around a decade now. I made the design when I was 15! I have a bunch of variants of it but the one you saw is the one I stick with the most. I guess you can say I wear it because my personal world ended, but it's very much a testament of time and honor sort of thing now!

Hm. Well. I have a therapist for this kind of stuff but talking with friends sure helps. I try not to bring it up that often but people bring it up so often as a joke or jab it's kinda... a thing now. Haha. But my DM's are open! I just might be swinging around or sleeping.

Well. I've had to deal with something like that, weirdly enough, but with different versions of me. But some weren't me. But most were me? Other times it's been friends or people I know. Um. Need to talk about all that?

Most of the time it's cosmic entities that need to be beaten either by fists or some convoluted artifact. One time I saved the universe by getting divorced because... the universe wanted me to get divorced for some reason. Then I got remarried right after. 8^)