We must find a way to use alchemy to make this acorn.

Fuming over my rival's Marvellous Steampowered Gyroscopic Dog Abductor-o-matic getting more attention than mine at the World's Fair.

Bribing the Dogfood Cannery foreman a shilling to let me put magnets into the slurry. my incredible electromagnetic dognapping machine is surely going to perform without a hitch

I've just invented a fantabulous pneumatic contraption that can steal over a thousand dogs

Rattling the bars of my idiot cage yelling "I could do it. I could make the FF14 Crafting/Gathering quests good. They would be mired in despondency & disappointment in a way that the entire rest of the game is realistically not capable of being. They need me. I'm the only one who cares"

The ship of Theseus isn't the ship of Theseus anymore because if every part of it got replaced, then "Theseus' ownership of the ship" got replaced too & its not his anymore. IDK about the question of if its "still the same ship" though, that ones tricky