Offical Slime

why the hell did i just read the entire dni of a blog i had absolutely no intention of following? im high af rn lmao

oFf1c!@L $L1m3 pOt$

oh no i had some of that evil shit tonight, now I'm sinking into the Slime

OFFICAL SLIME POST! >:D

Offical Slime Post! ;D

uhoh just opemed Discord and gave myself the fear

Nixon feels your pain.

THE OFFICALVERSE IS A COMMUNIST PSYOP!

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Offical Slime Post! :D

WELCOME TO THE PRISON OF YOUR MIND YOU CONSTRUCTED FOR YOURSELF, DIRTY HIPPY!

W1®3G0D CONSUMES LIKE MORIBUND CAPITAL.

0ff1c@L SL1m3 P0$t! 😵

confused is mAYo?

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that is mayo

confused is mAYo?

MAYO IS NOT CONFUSED CONFUSED IS MAYO.?..><A HREF="confused.jpg">SLIME</a>

that is mayo

NYEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!

Offical Slime Post! :D

THANK YOU MAYO-IS-ALL, I STOLE THE SHOELACES THAT CAUGHT YOUR ATTENTION FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!!

HEY!

Mayo

You say potato, I say tomato! :D

THANK YOU MAYO-IS-ALL, I STOLE THE SHOELACES THAT CAUGHT YOUR ATTENTION FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!!

HEY!

Mayo

oFiCaL sL1m3 pot$ $$$$

Offical Slime Post! :)

im wizard high didn't even try just took 2 droppers of the Happy Juice lol

never kill yourself because. Dude. Think of all the images you are yet to see. The Images, dude.

@mpreg-morgue

but what if I go blind

There are sounds to hear.

Im like a slug tho

There are Creatures and Entities to devour and absorb wisdom from!

Offical Slime Post! :)

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