Offical President Richard Nixon @nixon-offical - Tumblr Blog

christian-baby-offical

If you could only save one, which would you choose: a Christian teen or an Atheist baby?

Hmmm probably both but if I really had to choose... None

nixon-offical

What kind of a monster would ever conceive of such an horrific hypothetical??

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queenarielviolet

I just attended a work meeting in which someone brought up the subject of Tumblr

"Oh yeah, I remember Tumblr"

"Tumblr was fun"

"I used to spend all day on Tumblr"

Talking about Tumblr as if Tumblr had met a violent end

Meanwhile, I still spend hours every day on the hellsite

I feel tempted to inform these associates that the Tungle lives

But I stop myself - I fear outing myself as a Tungle user in the year of our Lord 2025

nixon-offical

Nixon feels your pain.

nixon-official

nixon-offical

whoa bruh chill

moffpup

has anyone ever been horny before

nixon-official

No. Never.

Horny is ILLEGAL. Anyone caught being horny will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law by the Department of Justice!

nixon-offical

...Dick, didn't you post a very horny Hannigram fanfic on your AO3?

nixon-official

shut up.

nixon-offical

Dick, you're telling me you didn't write this sexually explicit Hannigram fic that's on the AO3 linked in your blog description?: https://archiveofourown.org/works/71334526?view_adult=true

#hannigram #hannibal #hannibal fanfic #hannigram fanfiction #ao3 #ao3 fanfic

moffpup

has anyone ever been horny before

nixon-official

No. Never.

Horny is ILLEGAL. Anyone caught being horny will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law by the Department of Justice!

nixon-offical

...Dick, didn't you post a very horny Hannigram fanfic on your AO3?

#nixon #richard nixon #ao3 #ao3 fanfic

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nixon-official

Where's that Watergate video at. We're all anticipating it.

I LOST MY UKULELE!!!! :'((((

nixon-official

I found it

I guess I don't have anymore excuses to keep putting it off anymore...

nowheresamsaucex

oh God hes copying colleen

nixon-offical

I changed my behavior, and I took accountability!

#nixon #richard nixon #Youtube

pope-francis-offical

i think people should be thought how and what to put safely up your anus

I have read to many headlines about things in bums where one look at the object makes it clear that it's probably the worst thing to put up their yk ?

Like teach people to use lube, only use things with a flared base, start small etc.

To many cute insecure man are, instead of buying a dildo or something, shoving random things up there

nixon-offical

Nixon approves!

#sex ed #nixon #richard nixon #pope francis

shrek

#shrek #nixon #richard nixon

stickman-offical

Well howdy, fellas! Ain't it nice to join this book club they call officalverse!

nixon-offical

WELCOME! :D

#offical #officalverse #shrek

who are you

bruh chill im you

is that a disapproving look or an "I want to fuck you" look? I genuinely cannot tell...

nixon-official

IT'S A DISAPPROVING LOOK!!! WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH SOMEONE IMPERSONATING ME ON THE INTERNET! >:((((((

nixon-offical

idk selfcest is a surprisingly common interest on the hellsite...

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who are you

bruh chill im you

is that a disapproving look or an "I want to fuck you" look? I genuinely cannot tell...

nixon-official

who are you

nixon-offical

bruh chill im you

nixon-official

numbers number numbers

NUMB3RS NUM8ERS

NUMBER5

NUM8#R5!!!!

nixon-offical

Nixon feels your pain.

dumbpuppyfag

i've been on tumblr a loooong time but i didn't ever have a fandom phase so idk what half of u are talking about sometimes

dumbpuppyfag

(squinting at DNI) i don't... i don't think i'm a proshipper... how do u tell?

dumbpuppyfag

wait you've been pointing guns at each other for ten years over which dolls you're allowed to make kiss?

dumbpuppyfag

there's a certain degree of discourse emerging in the notes here so i want to make it absolutely explicitly clear that i'm in my 30s and i don't care

nixon-offical

Nixon feels your pain.

tim-tam-offical

how do i become known in the officalverse if im too scared to tag the cool popular officals

nixon-offical

Nixon feels your pain.

#offical #officalverse

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nixon-official

uhoh just opemed Discord and gave myself the fear

nixon-offical

Nixon feels your pain.

nixon-official

Fuck you, you goddamned imposter!