Life Is But A Game Of Chance

As a kid I wondered why older people would moan and grunt when they just sat down and now I get it. I truly do.

i will play a song on repeat until it’s sick of me

to whom am I squeaking

I can’t even pretend like I can listen to this without laughing.

OMYGOD

OH MY GOD I CHOKED

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whAT IS THIS IM CRYAING

This is the theme song to my life.

A for effort

i know i just reblogged this, but i had to again….IT GENIUS

OMFG NOT AGAIN MY EVERYTHING HURTS

hi this is me reincarnated into song form

THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.

Every time, I think this won’t get me. And it does.

“Maybe in another life” but I wanted it to be this one

they should invent a brain that doesnt constantly make you feel miserable

days don’t have to be great to be good days. good days can be calm and relatively uneventful, a small rest from seemingly longer days. those are the ones i find myself overlooking and then missing. there were days when i tasted really good fresh fruit or bought a happy little bee plant or took a nice nap or had lunch outside under the sun. those were good days i should have given more credit.

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

VAGINA!!!!