broken, but still good.

Oh my God this is the cutest video 😭

I’M SMOOCHING AND PATTING AS FAST AS I CAN!!

F A S T E R

@sweetlew39 @kissjelly @hamst3rific

The desperation and panic in his crew mate’s voice is so REAL!

I’m really screaming

he was planning on eating the baby 😭

Please don’t demonize snakes people they’re amazing creatures and clearly this one means no harm

This is almost as bad as that shitty urban legend about the snake “measuring” its owner before eating them

Snakes are precious beans unlike the gross people above who demonize and spread false information about snakes.

Honestly snakes are better than tge average person 🤷‍♂️

Like you shouldn’t 100% trust a big animal around a child that small but I guarantee every single person shitting on this snake owner would trust a big dog in the same situation and NO MATTER HOW SWEET A DOG HAS ALWAYS BEEN a risk is always, always present. Definitely much more of a risk than a snake, which can go weeks or months between big meals without even feeling hungry again.

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

this is my favorite video on the internet

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet

Ooooooo!

slug maze from hell

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming