ALWAYS ON..SLIGHTLY OFF

this guys videos are fucking incredible i really want everyone to watch them

this man is like midas but with knives instead of gold, he can make anything a knife, sicssor knives ,ice knives, cardboard knives, tiny knives if it can be made into a knife he will do it, and if he cant, he will do it anyway because fuck you

This doesn’t even have the best one. One time he made a knife out of ravioli then proceeded to use the knife made out of ravioli to cut up cheese and tomatoes and basil and shit then took the ravioli knife that he had used to cut up his other ingredients and cooked said knife with those ingredients and ate the fucking knife!

That’s what I expected tbh, thank you

I actually think I’ve reblogged this seven times

we boutta die up in here

Don’t be afraid to write big even if you start small

So that’s what they did to him...

know what, fuck you. look at that motherfucker on the cover. he’s proud of that mountain of goddamn bread he made and yeah his wife is probably like “what the fuck jeff people think you do drugs because of shit like this” *BUT GODDAMNIT /HE BAKED THAT BREAD MOUNTAIN/*