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Darth Maul

He's done y'all and I am so happy

Chapters: 22/? Fandom: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: Maul - Shadow Lord (Cartoon) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Darth Maul/Original Character(s), Darth Maul & Original Character(s), Icarus the Zabrak & Darth Maul & Scorn the Zabrak Characters: Darth Maul, Original Female Sith Character(s), Rook Kast, Scorn the Zabrak (Star Wars), Icarus the Zabrak (Star Wars), Mandalorian Characters (Star Wars), Spybot the Spy Droid (Star Wars), Eleventh Brother (Star Wars), Imperial Inquisitor Marrok (Star Wars), Brander Lawson Additional Tags: Slow Burn, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Manipulation, Oral Sex, Vaginal Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Rough Sex, Rough Kissing, Penis In Vagina Sex, Maul does not have his original penis, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, child bride references, Torture, Implied Torture, graphic depictions of scarring and mutilation, Mutilation, Scars, no beta we die like satine, lots of revenge based violence, That’s Not How The Force Works (Star Wars), The Force Is Weird (Star Wars), Smut, Shameless Smut, Darth Maul Needs a Hug, Darth Maul Being an Asshole, graphic and detailed violence, Lightsaber Wounds (Star Wars), his dick is a little strange but its still good i promise, i wrote this instead of my thesis Summary:

“What a beautiful tragedy we are.” “I haven’t lost you yet.” “No, not yet.”

Lord Maul, while rebuilding his criminal syndicate on Janix, comes across the most unusual Force wielder, lost, abandoned, and perfectly willing to be his apprentice. His initial plans to turn her into his weapon of revenge slowly become more complicated, as her powers clearly are unlike any he has seen before. The more Maul learns about this woman, the more he realizes that he understands her pain–and she his. It becomes harder to stay convinced that she is merely another tool for him to use, when she is the only one who makes him feel less alone.

Note: My first published fanfic! This overcame me while watching Maul: Shadow Lord, but I have been horny for him LONG before this, so enjoy! It is a slow burn, but I have 20 chapters written already so you won’t have to wait to get to the sex. Also I’ve only watched Star Wars so if I get any lingo/slang wrong forgive me lol.

No AI was used in any part of writing this, I wrote every single word myself while ignoring my thesis, but it was worth it.

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If you close your eyes, wonderful things can happen...

I forgot but here’s the texless version of uhhh Bane having a crisis and uhhh one more for the road below the cut

He cleans up nice.

Based off the image below of Lee Van Cleef, whose portrayal of Angel Eyes provided George Lucas the idea for this character.

here's the link to my AO3, where my fic will be updated.

Cad Bane Character Analysis

When I said it was birdseed she just went “oh- can they actually eat that? Is that safe?”

I didnt know how to respond like, at all, so I just pointed at the duck and said “bird”

-The same voice and even distinct music they used for Saddam Hussein 26 years ago is used for Trump, with Satan complaining that Trump is exactly like his ex.

-Trump is depicted threatening to sue an artist for not painting him with a bigger penis than he actually has.

-The media is depicted as spinelessly holding back their true feelings about Trump to avoid getting sued.

-A B-plot has Cartman wanting to kill himself because he no longer feels "special" in an America that has become more hateful than he is.

-Jesus Christ is depicted as having also been silenced by a Trump lawsuit and lives in fear of saying anything bad about Trump out loud.

-Epstein is brought up of course.

Which means, unlike animated shows whose episodes are months or years in the making, South Park can play ball in real time.