Original Netflix Shows Break My Heart 💔

This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!

Y’all laugh but I actually end up doing pretty well once I go to work

Can’t risk it

before unmuting, please watch this for at least 10 seconds and try to guess what song is playing. i guarantee you are incorrect

i saw goody proctor cracking open a cold one with the devil

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call

I sent this to my mom and she got so mad at me she sent me an audio recording of her yelling.

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

not risking it.

Not even scrolling past it

I deserve an apology smh

i was gonna scroll past once i saw 2016 but then i read it lol

me trying to find out if someone is gay: so are you, y'know…. a friend of the babadook?

Maybe if I reblog it it will become the truth 

i reblog this everytime

This is the magic a$ap, if you don’t reblog it this will be the first year you’re broke