Kiwi

Love using task manager to be both my private investigator and my executioner. Task manager dragging five duplicates of discord to kneel before my throne and I order them to slit each program’s throat one by one.

“we should breed and ask our offspring what they think” has quickly become my favorite way to respond to someone disagreeing with me

I disagree!

you know what has to happen now

LMAO

There were like 30 seconds where I was like, “Ah the joke is that Orcas are technically the largest member of the oceanic dolphin family–this is a joke about the whale making false claims about its whale heritage on an admissions form, hence why its lawyer is also a dolphin.” And then I realized, “Oh. KILLER whale.”