crystallised eyes to a neon galaxy

Punching Him Thursday

world strongest

a dad who overzealously pressures his son to play neopets with him. cmon sport. lets toss that gormball around. have you visited coltzans shrine today? kiddo, restock your shop. do it for your old man

(to the tune of mary had a little lamb): mary had a little lamb

Nothing has done quite so much damage to my internal vocabulary as the construction #MyNoun. I don't remember if it was from that "tour of my jar, this is my twig #MyTwig" or if it was from "inappropriate attachment to objects, my tuube #MyTuube" but either way it was one of you fuckers on here. I do it every time there's my noun #MyNoun

gap in my résumé cause i was just snuggled up so cozy