kaching

was thinking abt this post and missed it

you know who deserves all the love and support possible???? brown and black lesbians who went through years of compulsory heterosexuality being explicitly told over and over that their humanity and self worth only mattered in relation to (white) men. so shoutout to brown and black lesbians for being actual starlight and amazing human beings. the moon loves you and so do i

@normal-horoscopes

ATTENTION: IT IS NOW TIME FOR MOSS

as some sort of sick and twisted revenge i send all of your selfies back to you with a dunce cap edited on.

wait did ppl outside britain not know about faggots??

The problem is that you fucking Brits call everything faggots! Bundles of sticks, cigarettes, food, servants, men, trans women! It’s getting difficult to keep track of

Free him!

When getting housing for a pet, please remember to get the homes of an adequate size. This is abuse

knights need at least a 5x5 enclosure in order to keep their stress levels manageable, and honestly that’s pushing it. 10x10 is a much more humane minimum, and you should allow them more if you can spare it, as knights enjoy “touring” around their enclosures and more space means a longer tour. if you don’t have the space a knight requires, consider adopting a bishop or a rook instead

I hate this because a chessboard is 8x8.

Chessboards are torture for knights!!

Whenever I think about the Twilight movies my mind instantly goes to the scene where Bella first steps out of her father's car holding a tiny cactus. And then I remember the parody movie they made of Twlight where the main girl steps out the car with a gigantic cactus.

good evening (in vampire voice)