onwards and upwards

"i asked chat gpt" "i asked grok" well i asked orpheus and all he said was "laaaa la la la la la laaaaa"

sorry about not replying I think I’ve gone missing

Cider is like if beer transitioned and stopped hating herself

I hate ruminating on what could have been. Out here thinking "if only I locked in when I was 13" are we serious

Does anyone know if we have the impending doom tomorrow?

u know whats crazy its 2026 and phone in bed is still the only way to survive. they never made a way around this

for every stress life brings youre one step closer to a new and exciting relationship with a fictional character

time is moving so fast and being alive on this earth is so scary and im not even in love. whatever. *watches another movie*

hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem

Scientists have found that if you get 8 hours of sleep and are still tired during the day it’s because your soul is cursed and your body doesn’t think you deserve happiness. There is no cure or treatment