Averagely Confused

my fetish

my friend's fetish

Cath: "Sexy, promise me you won't rope Benoit into your investigations again when he comes to stay, yeah? He's here for the festival, I don't want him to get fomo missing out on Debra's holisitic life-fingerpainting session again."

Dulcie: "holistic finger wha-a man died Cath."

And you just know Sven and Abby would be in awe of his work and fancy the pants off him.

Sven: "Honestly your work is incredible, whats it like to investigate crime? I've always wondered."

Dulcie: "Sven, what do you think we do here?"

Mainly though I just want to see how Eddie would react to him and vice-versa, I think it would be hilarious and beautiful.

Eddie: "Yeah, nah you take Big Eyes, I'll go with ehh-what's his face-Ben-Oyt"

Benoit: "Benoit"

Eddie: "Bless you."

This whole post is just a ploy to get a more talented person than I to draw the dream team of Dulcie, Eddie and Benoit fighting crime in matching sandals.

Benoit: "I suspect foul play. I have eliminated no suspects."

Eddie: "Yeah, no fucking shit mate. I'm a little suspect too of whatever the fuck that is you've got going on around your neck."