c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*

it must feel good as fuck to walk on the surface tension of water as a bug

waiting for my turn to speak in a conversation and trying not to interrupt literally feels like I'm trying to jump into a game of double dutch

personally I am of the opinion that vegans who are like “the way our food system currently works under capitalism on a large scale is exceptionally cruel to all animals including humans and is not sustainable, so I’m doing what I can to make the most ethical choices available to me about what I eat and encourage others to do the same” are generally very reasonable people who I agree with in spades. but vegans who seem to think human beings are not themselves animals who are ultimately also part of the food chain but instead some kind of other paternalistic higher entity that can never engage in ethical and sustainable hunting practices (and especially the fringe I’ve seen who think other carnivorous animal predators are also evil and need to be eliminated) are people I regard as foolish at best if not actively anti-indigenous and racist

hey can y’all maybe ask yourselves why when people of color say things like “this movement I generally agree with has a racism problem” your gut instinct is to downplay and dismiss and say it’s only a few bad apples and that we’re co-opting the larger conversation by talking about it? can y’all examine this instinct in yourselves for a second?

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me

god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

(lying in bed texting my friend) Here's my fifth dissertation in a row on how If I Had Been There I could have been the greatest script doctor of our age and fixed all the prablems. get ready for a sixth one the instant I wake up btw