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if he was my man id fold him so cozy into a dumpling & set him afloat in soup the perfect temperature to keep him warm

new DB Cooper theory: he went up

People aren't made to work. we should just be hanging out

we don’t talk abt how stressful buying new glasses frames is. ur shopping for your whole personality there. life on the line. do or die. all for two pieces of glass and some sticks

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from grammatical context I feel it is more likely anon was implying that environmental racism is when plants are bigoted, which if anything is funnier

man ive been watching videos of sheep getting shorn all night. makes me wanna be a sheep, getting man handled by a farmer who loves me, emerging from my cocoon of wool a totally new being. prancing around the barnyard so free, no longer weighed down by winter. i have clinical depression