not a girl, I'm a loaded gun

I live my life thinking the perfect conversation doesn’t exist and then tumblr drops this in my lap.

Movies are really not good anymore....Im saying it constantly on all forms of social media but like. Do you know what I mean

This post is about the bride! now

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

I will always love I now pronounce you chuck and Larry as the last in a long line of dirtbag queers who grew up eating media garbage but this movie really came after Japanese people specifically and for no discernible reason

Let nothing detract from how ving rhames acted the fucking pants off his role in this movie though

i cant watch gay porn anymore i cant figure out who's the good guy and who's the bad guy

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)