Dragonshmagon

rip francis abernathy he would've loved alejandro by lady gaga

more than five hours into the secret history audiobook and wow. never fully grasped just how talkative and fucking obnoxious bunny was until i realized donna had been speaking in bunny's voice for more than 5 mins in just this one part

I'm forever fascinated by Richard painting the grieving of Hampden's students as insincere. Like he genuinely can't fathom that Bunny (despite his flaws) may have actually been a well-liked person who wasn't sequestered away from everyone like the rest of the Greek class

your daughter is a pleasure to have on the dashboard

"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

……..sometimes you just gotta….open the windows in your house…….let some fresh air in…..change your bedsheets….make sure your surroundings are clean and tidy…..

i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

first 7 faceless emojis as a portent for the new year babes let’s go