cool boys

Yes I want to write my story but my story doesn't want to be written so what the fuck am I supposed to do about that huh?

Write a different one to make it jealous.

one time a professor asked me if i’d ever wanted to write anything “more important” than romance. and i said no. i was put on this earth to write about sad people kissing. and if another writer ever came up to me and said they wanted to write 400 pages containing nothing but a character baking a single loaf of bread each day, then i would tell them to do that. people don't write something because it's important. they write about something and that is what makes it important

girls only want one thing and it’s to stop being mentally tortured

the issue with writing for yourself is that you will get sucked into rereading your own fic over and over and pretend it’s “editing,” but really you’re just reading because it’s exactly what you want to read. because you wrote it. for you.

Life's too short to be responsible. Read a 200k word fanfic in a day instead

computer im sad. show me pictures of that man NOW

i think the answer to everything in life is blasting jeff satur with your headphones on and lying face down on the floor

There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all

8 hours for work, 8 hours for sleep, 384 hours for what we will...