It's Mudkip's fault I swear

words of affirmation. there's nothing wrong with me i choose to be like this every day for the bit

Gyrados gijinka that’s a gyaru… Gyarudos…

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting