Skyx

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

not buying the product isn't enough I need the company to know their advertising made me want to kill them with a golf club.

What if everything gets better in 2016

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

good suggestion

tuesday status?

yup. its tuesday 👍

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare