i am doing this to try to stay true,

lbr i’ll probably marry someone i met on tumblr ………

Hi :) I’m reblogging this post of yours dating from 2015. I scheduled a reblog of it to post today, September 30th, 2023, because it is the day you marry me, someone you met on tumblr not long after making this post. I cant wait to become your wife later today when we go to the courthouse in san francisco. I cant wait to celebrate our love with all our friends and family afterwards in our town. I cant wait to dance with you and hold you close and read my vows to you, and make sure you know how much you mean to me, nearly 8 years later. I hope today, when we do all of these things, you feel like the most special and cherished woman on earth because you are my world and my whole heart. So. I guess what I want to say at the end of the day is….thanks for the follow ;)

Homoerotic Girlbestfriend Situationship is a good cat name.

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

like idk man i’m all for found family but as an adult with friends who have moved to different parts of the world, stories that ‘separate’ the found family at the end and say “it is the impact, not the proximity, that determines your importance to me” will always hit harder and be more emotional than “you get older and unrealistically see all your best friends every day always”

paladins be like: god gave me cool armor and a cooler sword and a really bad dex score and a GREAT ass

everyone always says "why did you put your handprint on the righteous man castiel" and "i'm going to lobotomize you castiel" but nobody ever says "how was getting the righteous man from hell" "was getting the righteous man from hell fun" "when you touched him did his soul and your grace resonate so profoundly you created an eternal bond between you akin to marriage"

hey. yeah your boyfriend got pneumonia and an unshakable level of exhaustion. no yeah his dad’s cult leaders thought he was a wimp for not killing him correctly. that’s not how he got it though, a mind flayer actually almost killed him and actually killed a bunch of the cult. yeah and the remaining members hunted your boyfriend down and one said he was gonna shit in his mouth. oh yeah and when he fleed from the crows keep he couldn’t grab onto any ropes so he just fell that whole time. his friends found him which is good, but when he slept he dreamt abt one of their dads and his yogurt. and turns out the dream made him stab his motorcycle in real life and jump into the ocean. yeah.

*covered in blood & in visible distress* i just need to write a list