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okay i know my page has been a ghost town for a while but i feel like i need to say it… WHAT IS GOING ON IN AO3 FOR THE ARTEMIS FOWL FANDOM. like… where’s the good stuff?!?! it’s BARELY ACTIVE!! I NEED FANFICS TO CONSUME GUYS IM GOING INSANE

as an irish person, i just find it so funny when people who aren’t from ireland (mostly americans) try to write AF fanfics… they make him sound so american, like we can just TELL from the google translated irish phrases that you’re using LMAO póg mo thóin, tá tú an-amaideach agus tá sé chomh greannmhar xx

will forever hold a grudge against the fowl twins. i cant even explain it and it sounds SO BAD when i say it out loud but like… WHO DO YOUS THINK YOU ARE?? NO ONE IS BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL.

a while ago i picked up The Fowl Twins. i was SO freaking excited to read it, but once i read that artemis was LITERALLY NOT EVEN ON THE PLANET ANYMORE i just had to put the book down. fast forward nearly 3 years and i haven’t been able to finish it. BRING OUR BOY BACK FROM SPACE EOIN I BEG

i like to imagine that artemis is always hilariously late to trends. like he’d randomly dab out of nowhere trying to impress everyone, showing he’s NOT boring and one of the twins (heavily embarrassed of course) would be like “ARTEMIS NO YOURE 6 YEARS LATE PLS STOP”