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people are allowed to headcanon whatever they want and I know Kaz is ‘canonically’ six foot because Leigh said that’s the height she imagined him as (canonically in quotes because I don’t think anything the creator confirms outside of the source material is canon-canon, you can take it as canon but I don’t think there’s any obligation to) and I’ve always written with him being six foot in mind but now that I’m thinking about, there’s no way his ass survived the plague, was homeless and malnourished from ages nine to eleven (minimum), lived/lives in incredibly polluted city while sustaining himself off street food and caffeine and grew up to be TALL. no way at all. 5’6 and he doesn’t give a fuck about being ‘short’. The only time he cares is when Jesper makes fun of him for it.

THIS. Kaz is 'short'/slightly-below-average-height to me. Him being six foot just does not make sense; I feel like it doesn't leave room for his personality and history or something

As a person who finds Kaz extremely attractive, I headcannon him as being relatively short and that's important to me

Rumor has it if you say Keefe’s full name three times he appears in front of a therapist, now we just gotta figure out his middle name so we can make this happen

Give us the name Shannon

Thank you Shannon

Mr. Collins would be such a fan of ai. He would love it. He would have it write scripts for him to use for complimenting people. He'd ask it what to do in social situations and then when someone would tell him "I think that's a bad idea" he'd be like "my dear madam it's so good of you to be concerned but I think the highly esteemed Grok knows a little more about this than a lady like yourself" and then he'd go humiliate himself publicly.

He'd also love it when the AI compliments him and assures him of his importance. I honestly think he'd use it to further justify his narcissism and it would make him so much worse

I know how you feel. There's a reason why everyone went feral after watching just one episode.

I was a toddler in the Tumblr Sherlock heyday. Yet another reason I was born two decades late. Now I subsist off of old youtube videos and pinterest memes

eoin colfer, thank you for writing artemis fowl

Amen.

imagine being so emo you didnt know that you could inflict positive emotions for like a few hundred years and a random 13 yo does it