Snap- Crackle- Pop

VIBE CHECK! *yearns deeply for you from an unfortunate distance*

People who hate kids prolly got dragged by one. Children can sense demonic energies. When a kid calls you a doodoo dookie head that’s like a palm reading.

If I were Amanda Seyfried I simply would have chosen gay Colin Firth to be my dad. I mean what were her other options? James Bond who can't sing? Pennywise's dad? The choice is clear.

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

those thumb people in spy kids aren’t real right?

Namibia and Zimbabwe sitting 558.89 feet apart because they aren’t gay.

Let’s be real here. The only reason we use tumblr anymore is because we all started using it when we where like 13, and now have this weird emotional attachment to it because it shaped us as people.