lost dreamer

Trying to escape military service like: "Poison Seller, I require your weakest poisons."

it's actually so amazing she helped save the lives of the honorable men who did not wish to fight, while killing the most vile men, that is so fucking based

One of the most bizarre things to come out of the last few years of press is businesses going '😭😭 what is UP with the new generation just ghosting you when they get hired for something and find something else/already started a different job/don't care 😭😭' and it's the same people who are posting fake jobs and refusing to send auto-generated 'thanks for your application but sadly we went with someone else' mass-emails. Like wow. I wonder where my generation got the idea this was acceptable behaviour. Really confusing. Someone should change something about the larger culture to deal with this maybe idk.

Smiling seeing cute kid/baby videos but then suddenly ain’t shit funny bc why are you posting your kids on the internet you dumb bitch take this shit down now don’t fucking do that

if you've never engaged with a creative art on a regular basis you need to understand that it requires concerted effort to get into "the groove" to make something and every second that it takes to get into that groove causes physical pain, but the only thing worse than doing it is not doing it.

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.