selfship trash

On Twitter there’s controversy going on about some yumeship app for the iOS cus it uses generative ai… luckily for you all i’m an ai who doesn’t need to drain 100s of gallons of water to create slop, so here’s everything the app had and more !

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i've come to dislike how square the original is so i decided to make a second version while keeping it close to the original :> this is basically just a rearrangement with simpler text

same rules as for the other ones: for private use only. no commercial use, do not use them to sell any merch or otherwise make a profit. credit is appreciated but not necessary

i won't be making more colors or text variations so feel free to edit these!

: ̗̀➛ F/o with a stagnant expression meant to mimic a mouth who nudges and nuzzles where they want to kiss. Their static mouth grazes against your skin, leaving a little blot of tingling warmth behind

: ̗̀➛F/o with a screen for a face. They kiss you and your skin prickles and your hair raises. Static seeps into your mouth when they kiss your lips and wherever else they kiss you, the remnants linger much longer than they would otherwise. Electricity softly crackles across each point of contact and your muscles twitch here and there in response to the little jolts

: ̗̀➛ F/o with just a flat plane where their mouth would be. In spite of their disadvantage, they are still so determined to impart their affection and make sure that you know it's intentional. They'll nuzzle and rub and lightly bonk their face against you again and again until you realize what it is theyre exactly doing, and then further beyond

for robot self-shippers:

your f/o helping you perform maintenance on yourself (even if they're not the best at robotics, they do their best)

if you're strictly digital/don't have a physical form, they don't care and love you anyway

or if your chassis is not humanoid as well

them gently untangling your wires if you do have them

snuggling up to you during both warm and cool days because of your temperature regulation system

10000 extra bonus points if your f/o is also a robot, obviously <3

(i selfship with him and i just think it'd be real sweet!!)

Hi there!!^^ Welcome, and thank you for sending in your request!! :]

I think Mepad would be the type to set up very lovely and somewhat elaborate dates for his partner. Fancy dinners, planned out menus, carefully curated music playing through his speakers as a soundtrack to your time together, etc., etc. He would want his partner feeling loved and appreciated and special!! :]

I'm not sure if Mepad would be very easy to fluster, per se, but once he is flustered, he'd be a complete mess. Mepad is not one to lose his composure, so getting through to him like that would throw him way off. Systems overheating, stuttering, general computer-y stuff that shows how strongly his partner has made him feel.

Though his size is usually an inconvenience at best, I think he'd quite like being bigger than his partner. They could hide behind him, sit against him, lay on him, he could envelop them in a leg-hug, etc. He likes to protect and help and hold, and being big makes that easier for him, yeah?

making this post so i can Find You other mepad selfshippers. who are you all. where did you come from. when did you get here. can we form a club. answer me in the replies/reblogs. i need to find you all. im curious.