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I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

loved the ambessa vs mel and cait fight scene because it was just caitlyn acting like a human chewtoy the entire time, like girlypop was out there in a worse condition she's ever been, eyes still red from the gases cant see shit, probably concussion from getting knocked out with a rifle, dagger still in her fucking guts ambessa absolutely ragdolling her around the whole time but she still kept getting up every time to be annoying just a little longer and get ambessa's gay little magic bracelet off. queen. also whats wrong with you

rip to you guys but i love assembling ikea furniture its so fun its like legos

people complain about how confusing assembling ikea furniture is and meanwhile i rise above their understanding and exist beyond their pitiful mortal comprehension as i spend a wonderful day assembling two twin beds with nothing but two hex keys, hope, and a whole lot of screws. 10/10 experience would do again

if evil feral women are bad, why are they hot. checkmate.

there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago

how do you just get up and deal with the fact that there’s a last time for everything. there was a last time you sat on your dads shoulders and there was a last time your mom tucked you into bed. there’s going to be a last time you kiss your sister on the head and there’s going to be a last time you hug your best friend. there’s going to be a last time you feel exactly as you feel right now and there’s going to be a last time that person says i love you. i need to lay down

weighted blanket isn't enough i need a girl to lay on me

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think what ppl who don't like cats do not understand is a cat will scuffle with u even if it likes u. sometimes more. a cat biting you or kicking you isn't because they hate u its because they are little predator animals and they like to play. they're also 2 feet tall and don't have hands and their mouth is the only thing they can Get Stuff with and it's full of tiny razor teeth. not their fault!!