as evidence i left there on purpose

"larp" "performative" every few years the internet reinvents the concept of posers

its always when you're waiting for a specific email that every game you've ever had on your wishlist on steam is 30% off and the burger king app updated its terms and services and that random subscription you forgot about years ago also gets the insatiable urge to make its existence known

transferring your microsoft authenticator stuff from one phone to another is genuinely top 10 scariest experiences out there

the difference between tumblr and twitter is that tumblr is like the most annoying people you know being weed high at a book club whereas twitter is an active crackhouse

shoutout pesto pasta

you cant pressure me with the "what if you'd meet a clone of yourself that did everything you were too scared to do and now they're much cooler and hotter than you and everyone likes them more" because the only thing i'd do with a clone of myself is fuck it

its so fucking funny to me when you go back from karnaca to dunwall like i guess its time to leave this beautiful mediterranean coastal city and return to silent hill

what they dont tell you about being well adjusted and emotionally intelligent is that it feels good as fuck to be a giant bitch sometimes

sometimes it really does feel like i've been away for an era but nothing has changed at all