Skylarynn Grey

Hmm. Amazing. Instead of doing one task every day (impossible), I can just do two tasks halfway through, and then finish both of them the next day (half the work, so therefore no work at all).

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

Making yourself live in an ~Ingredients Household~ does things to you man. The fuck you mean I'm mixing honey and wheat middlings with frozen blueberries and a splash of milk because I wanted a sweet treat.

Making yourself live in an ~Ingredients Household~ does things to you man. The fuck you mean I'm mixing honey and wheat middlings with frozen blueberries and a splash of milk because I wanted a sweet treat.

I'd be tempted to make this a thing myself. Compose a little poem that instructs the reader to do exactly that - get the dish as a gift, give the dish as a gift, keep it in rotation, don't leave it on your shelf <3 - and get some oven dishes from goodwill or something, have them professionally engraved (do they do that? is that a thing you can do?) and then put them into rotation. The dishes I cook are dogshit at best but I want them into rotation.

I am stealing this so hard, it seems so violently Midwest but would fit in any medieval setting

Kermit going: “However-“ and immediately firing a pistol repeatedly is fantastic and my new favorite clap back for literally anything

It’s so crazy how bad Supergiant Games got at writing the moment they started work on Hades

I know that no matter what you’re kind of caught in the mouse trap of infinitely replayable roguelite narrative design but surely you can think of some better ending than “the main guy has to keep doing this stressful traumatic thing repeatedly until eternity only now it’s his Job because now he Works for his dad (who still kind of can’t stand him) helping enforce the rules he only ever achieved any amount of self-actualization through breaking them” like Surely we can find something better as a note to end this character on

Bastion, Transistor, even Pyre were all incredibly ambitious games that packed so much care into like 10 hour playtimes full of ambience and mood and and carefully considered themes and each had moments that slugged you in the fucking gut as you played like these games were punching way above their weight. Hades… had fun dialogue I guess

Sold it all down the river for endless roguelite slop set to The Sensitive Feminist’s Hades and Persephone Retelling