Em

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

Happy fourth to those who celebrate

That’s funny bc that was before we even knew the rest of it (If we’ll ever learn the whole of it)

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

cultures that do an afternoon nap are OBJECTIVELY CORRECT and the world should be learning from them

you've heard of the spanish siesta now get ready for places like Vietnam where it's commonplace to see workers pull out a mattress & take an afternoon nap on the office/store floor. very powerful way to roll. give kindergarten-style naptime BACK to the people ✊

Can’t talk rn dude, yearning.

I don’t understand people who hate on love stories like ~love like that doesn’t exist in real life~ blah blah blah ok guess what Chad, superheroes and jedis don’t exist either so what now bud