Do Not Acknowledge The Cook

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

using my autism power (Focused Analysis) to locate the closest narcissist and immediately befriend them to increase our joint slay

Focused Analysis is in the Autism toolbox extension for ArcGIS Pro

i went to bed reeking like the soap and then woke up this morning and took a shower. and there were bubbles. so many bubbles

ahh this sucks. um um if you still have stuff with detergent on it, you can put it in your bathtub to soak if you want. soaking in laundry soap is really good for getting your tub clean without having to scrub the shit out of it

coworker: it's good to see that centrifuge getting some use; most people don't like it because it's so sensitive me: *has been devising nobel prize-worthy balance configurations for every single load* haha yeah i guess i've just been lucky with it so far :)

the feelings i'm experiencing about this are akin to when a pet comes up to greet you and its owner is like "omg i never see them go up to strangers like that they're usually so shy"

developing a horse girl-like bond with the centrifuge

centrifuge: *shudders or makes noise* me: *patting its flank* shhhh... it's okay, girl...

I'm fairly certain the answer will be "because they don't want to spend money", but is there a reason your workplace doesn't just get a new centrifuge, maybe one with auto-balancing?

because the centrifuge works fine if you're pure of heart