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if i were markiplier right now i would log into tumblr for the first time since february, reblog the horniest bloodymary art i could find, and then turn my phone off

bro what if i was the only person to successfully pull you back from the edge . bro what if , despite everything , it started with you and me and it ended with you and me . what if our parallel was that just like you ended up “ killing everything you love “ i had to kill you because i loved you and i truly don’t believe you’re the monster everyone else says you are . what if i hold you in my arms and try to stop your bleeding as you gaze at me and you know everything is finally over . what if if you’re uttering out your last to me , i’m holding onto your hand , the same hands that have caused so much harm , the same hands that have caused me harm , and i’m smiling for you because you’ve always been smiley and cocky and brave and just for once it’s my turn — what if i was the first person you spoke to when you were introduced to and the last person you spoke to when your arc was complete . what if the last thing you heard before everything faded to black was my guttural sobbing , and then my sobs echoed in that darkness . what if you dragged me into all of this , you dragged me into and all through hell , and my final act of loving you was letting you leave first . what then . what then bro 😳

Dead dove do not eat more like dead dove yes please am I right ladies

"imagine showing insert blank to a medieval peasant they'd die lol" personally i think if i saw the medieval peasant's night sky i'd start crying and never stop

“billdip is bad and billford is better” we are two veins in the same testicle

Oh, you think it's "adorable" that I fell asleep on your lap? Well, it's a mark of my utter contempt. That's how little I fear you.

If I was Jennifer Blake I would have crashed out so hard because what do you mean I put under a power virgin sacrifice love spell and one tear from the bitchy twink you have a complicated relationship with is all it takes for you to have your claws in my neck. I would have lost it. Cuz what do mean