I, poor monster,

I fear a lot of people learned to take good care of library books as children and instead of internalizing "leave shared community items as you found them as much as possible, because other people will use them too" they internalized "printing and binding a book imbues it with sacred energy and if you dog-ear a mass-market paperback you're desecrating the entire concept of written language"

If you enjoyed this book you should read every other book in the world for extra textual context. All things are intricately related to one another.

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

My hedonist faggot ass was not made for a 40 hour workweek

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste