Gee Wizz What A Mess

My god what an adventure

This was a roller coaster

Bruhhhhhhhhhhhh lmfao

‘nobody liked the selfies’ crying

this is why i can’t son.

WOWWW

This made me cry a little. The number of people who tell me they used to play the flute but that they weren’t ‘talented’ enough or they gave it up to, you know, do life… This is just so beautiful.

How…did he just know

classic twitter

this is my favorite monologue of all time

i’m trying a new thing called activities

“activities” is where you do different things like play an instrument or plant a garden

tell me more

i’ve said too much already

he is currently fighting a legal battle with apple because they got the DHS to seize a shipment of batteries he ordered from China he needed to fix 2008 macs that apple refuses to service on the grounds of them being “vintage” but also don’t want ppl like rossman to be allowed repair them either

always gonna reblog this

she doesn’t have the range

barbie is Bi.

Of course she’s bi what straight woman wears a jean button up shirt

the B in LGBT stands for Barbie

At least we still have Bi Barbie

Remember: you can’t spell BarBIe without Bi!

this deserves an oscar

Daisy stealing Waluigi’s spot in Smash Bros like