we all fall in parallel

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

Happy 10th birthday to tumblr user 2-shane-s being the fucking idiot bird getting owned

poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve

chat dont ever fuck a goth tgirl i just woke up and my dick was locked in a tiny bloodborne mensis cage

average sized bloodborne mensis cage

also "ough life-saving essential medical equipment uses so much plastic" in this country you can purchase an artificial ballsack for your pickup truck

"ough watching a show uses so much electricity" on road sides there are giant electrified billboards that do nothing but show you ads

Thank you for the perspective check