Dogspit

The best part of Grindr is how it is many peoples first time communicating via text ever!

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

after evaluating my finances and my spending habits, I've found that it might just be more beneficial to ask my vet to put me down

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

it’s 2014 can taylor swift stop

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

anxiety disorder more like Ummmm more like stupid fcuking scared disorder

Does anyone wanna shut the fuck up? Is anyone down to hang out in straight up silence for 5-6 hours

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway