love love LOVE bisexual women who read as lesbians at first blush to most people they meet, both straight and gay. love when a woman dates or fucks a man and people are perplexed because of his gender, not because he’s mid. peace and love on planet earth

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

love it when "my title gives me authority" people attempt to instruct "figure shit out" people on how to do their jobs. babey, I have jury-rigged solutions to problems you've never even DREAMT of

i HAVE [remembers that suicide jokes are bad] no choice but to revolutionize the world

took acid on new years as per tradition and me and my sister got really into the concept of an origami crane folded out of a pizza so precisely and beautifully that it "shames our hatred". like all acts of human cruelty are shamed by the perspective that its beauty provides. we called it pizza crane

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

for sale. shoes baby. yuppp the baby is made of shoes. dont want it. it is not right. babies are not supposed to be composed of that

Clearly you don't own an air fryer

It’s not an appliance the Jedi would sell you