this is thin privilege

thin privilege is not being the first suspect when someone farts in a room

thin privilege is being told “you pull off the whole thin look well”

thin privilege is the ability to jump on a trampoline without fear of falling through

thin privilege is not having the button of your jeans pop off like in a cartoon

thin privilege is people thinking you’re pregnant only when you’re actually pregnant

thin privilege is being able to post pictures of yourself online and not have them end up on a competitive eating website

thin privilege is the ability to alternate between top and bottom positions during love-making

thin privilege is not eating all of the massive amounts of food available to you

thin privilege is saying you’re fat even though you’re not fat

thin privilege is not being referred to as jolly when you’re happy

thin privilege is not having to loosen your belt after a big meal

thin privilege is never being demanded to do the truffle shuffle

thin privilege is never being accused of eating babies

thin privilege is not having to wash your back with a rag on a stick

thin privilege is not having to pay extra for a bathtub you can fit into

thin privilege is not having to have degrading sex

thin privilege is never being compared to a whale